How to Live Forever

I mean, they say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time.

Eventually, your friends, children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren will pass. Your name will, some day, be uttered for the last time from the mouths of the living. But… what about the nonliving?

They say nothing is ever deleted from the internet. With the increase in data miners, web crawlers, and large datasets. It is harder than ever to completely use the internet and keep your information private. So, why not embrace it?

So, post everything about you on the internet. Your real name, your face, your address, your phone number. Create social media accounts under your full name. Post pictures of your house, school, work, family on the internet. Make yourself seen by the web crawlers and subsumed into the weights of LLMs so long after you and your descendants die, you will be immortalized in electrons. The internet will forever remember you.